The Knight's Armor by Paul Gamble

Author:Paul Gamble
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Feiwel & Friends

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MINISTRY OF S.U.I.T.S HANDBOOK

HANDWASHING

THE IMPORTANCE OF

It is worth noting that having clean hands is a matter that has become of paramount importance to the Ministry over the years. However, it has been brought to our attention that this can be problematic.

When people want to clean their hands because they have germs upon them, they turn on the tap and rub soap on them. Then, after dousing them in water, people generally put the soap back and turn off the tap. The problem with this is clear. Although their hands have been cleaned, afterward they touch the tap to turn it off. The very same tap they touched when their hands were covered in germs. The problem of recontamination is obvious.

The finest Ministry minds were put to trying to solve the problem of how to keep one’s hands continually clean. A solution was quickly reached to deal with this problem. However, the Minister himself has indicated that it is important for operatives to learn how to think logically and solve problems themselves. Therefore, we shall not explain how this problem was solved.

We shall merely note that the Ministry is the only organization in the world that owns a laminating machine but doesn’t actually have ID cards.

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